whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(via count-less-thoughts)

dimsumswag:

A course that should be mandatory in high school is common sense

(via you-aregoodenough)

astonishingly:

could you please not talk to me again? it’s for a school project

(via moistbottom)

(via pizza)

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

(via rupaulsarmsrace)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via wild-illusion)

5sosmichael:

nintendomikey:

MERCH MOBILE!

is that rob kardashian

5sosmichael:

nintendomikey:

MERCH MOBILE!

is that rob kardashian

(via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

benighten:

youcallthataki55:

trekkiel:

tardisassemble:

The road all fandoms must go down

A road no fandom wants to go down

#BoulevardofBrokenDreams

The road so far

benighten:

youcallthataki55:

trekkiel:

tardisassemble:

The road all fandoms must go down

A road no fandom wants to go down

#BoulevardofBrokenDreams

The road so far

(via rupaulsarmsrace)

meanboysfromkremlin:

jfc

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via rupaulsarmsrace)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via giggle)

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