"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
A course that should be mandatory in high school is common sense
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
The road all fandoms must go down
A road no fandom wants to go down
The road so far
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.